long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog


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when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first


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WOW… It has been 10 years since the last Sex and the City ep… Ahh miss these girls